Hey, how is it now?
Lower, OK?
Is it good now?
Can you gimme a hand?
You always say no
Does it work? Get someone to try it
Come here, Bob.
Yup, Bob's here
It's like this.
Baldy's having an important overseas call
You take it for him
I don't know how to take overseas calls.
It's OK. Just sit here and watch the phone
OK, then I'll just watch the phone
That's right Watch it.
Call it
A hand! A weird hand!
Scared him to death.
Bob, let me tell you.
It's baldy Mak's birthday today.
We're gonna play a trick on him
We have to act normally Remember, OK?
Sure.
Go and get Mr. Mak now OK, OK
Catch me if you get 'im.
Where's Mr Mak?
On an assignment, I think
How come he's not back yet?
Right.
Could he have any accident?
Help!
Stop! I hate it! I'm dying.
You have to scream Help! The louder, the better.
I love this.
Mr. Mak, your phone call.
Mak, where are ya?
Getting news, of course. I was almost dead.
Now it's fine.
Come back The boss is coming for a visit.
I'm on my way.
Please don't. My car is due for the junkyard
Then it will go with your ticket.
How can you say that!
Oh, there's a place.
Hey! This is my place. Is it?
Move it I'm sorry I'm moving now
Hurry up.
What are you doing, dude?
It won't start Could you call a garage for me?
You must be kidding
Help me push it away?
Fuck off!
A good deed a day. Ever been a scout?
Is Mak back yet?
Not yet C'mon, gimma a kiss.
Don't be like this.
Nobody will see C'mon, on the cheek
Is that nice?
Is the boss back yet?
Not yet
Then keep going Until the boss's back.
Hurry!
Mr. Mak's back
The boss's coming for a visit. Look sharp!
Look.
Hurry up!
Oh, gosh!
Mr. Mak, can you do me a favor? Listen, calm down
The plaster hand on my table was moving.
It's haunted
What?
How could it move?
Mr. Mak, can you count these letters for me?
I wanna go to the washroom I'm afraid I'd screw'em up
Please!
That hand
There are only a few left
Where were you?
2865
W- r-o-n-g.
You can't confuse me, kiddo
You are welcome.
How many is now, Mr. Mak?
1, 2 now is 2. You have runined it.
Mr. Mak. Yes?
I gotta go get my ID. Could you please answer the calls for me?
Shit, I'm so damn busy already. It's him. He got me into trouble
Mak, don't turn me your cold shoulder.
I make coffee for you all the time C'mon, just once
Come back ASAP Sure.
Where's May?
She's going to get her ID.
It's better that you're here. You're smart.
It's the boss's birthday today. We've got him a birthday cake
If he shows up, ring the bell.
We'll sing Happy Birthday with the cake
Give him a surprise.
Apple-polish eh?
Don't you want a fat year-end bonus? Sure, ho ahead
Remember, only when shake it when you see him.
Fine Remember!
Let's go in.
Your letters.
Where's the boss?
Not the boss
It was the postman's bike
Postman? Yup
Here is the 12th floor. How could a bike come up? Fool me?
A misunderstanding Go in
I'll ring the bell if boss comes. Don't do that again
Don't play that again. Go in
Plates collected
Gimme back the bell
What's the big deal?
Oh, geez!
Where's the boss?
It was that diliver boy. He rang the bell
You sure?
Why do you have the bell?
I don't wanna explain. You guys go in
This time I'll protect the bell
Please, don't trick us again Go in
The boss, the boss's back.
Where's May?
Nevermind her Boss's here. What are you doing?
You'll see
The boss's back. He's back
The boss's back. The boss's back
Look, the boss's back
Don't pretend.
The boss's here.
I've finally concluded that you're crazy
I'm not.
What? They...
This is your 3 months pay
You're on leave from tomorrow. Don't come back
They told me to... Stop, just leave.
I don't want it.
Mr. Mak.
Mr. Mak, Mr Mak, goodbye, Mr Mak
Goodbye Goodbye
You!
Come, sit down
Mr. Mak.
That was all a special birthday show for you
Here's your loyalty award for working 10 years here
Yeah!
It's a car.
You'll get it at home.
Mr. Mak, blow the candles
Hey, don't rush
I'm the boss. Listen.
Blow out the candles!
Good!
You guys overdid itjust now
But, thank you boss, thank you everybody
c'mon, blow out.
Who came out this idea?
It's me.
I so love you
Hey, kid Old man.
A new car, eh?
Oh, yea
Anything wrong with your car?
Nope
But my car is
So you're right. This place belongs to you.
Stay there I live here.
I'll make a call to get someone to tow my car
Then the place will be all yours. Stay!
Help me to watch my car
Bye, bravo!
Friends, everybody What's up?
Look,
my mom just got out from the hospital
I'm rush to give her medicine.
Please help me to push the car away
Come, gimme a hand Let's help.
Look at my legs Push hard!
One, two, three. Push!
Harder! Push!
Stop it! Stope it!
My car works!
I'm going. I'm going
I'm sorry I didn't know that you're a limp
Sorry, it was my fault. My wrong.
I'm going. I'll leave this to you
I'm leaving now.
I've never touched your car
Thank you I'm sorry
Old baldy!
It was bravo.
Bloody kid, you'll see!
1A
Who do you want?
The Mak's
You're so handsome.
You're so beautiful.
Come on in
You don't even know who I'm looking for
Come in first.
Ahhh, I won't do it again
What are you doing, dad?
You scared me! Help me to detroy this car.
Why?
Just do as I say We'll talk later. Hurry!
Can we help, too? Sure, go ahead
This is truly an insult
A matter of our family's dignity,
national pride Our country's future. Do it!
Nice, nice
Don't spare anything
Just throw them all to the truck
Here you are
Thanks, take this
It's nice.
Isn't it a bit too fast?
It's Christmas eve
You stay home alone?
I don't have a date
Will you go to a party?
My dad never let me go out at night.
Shame, pity
I'll come again
You haven't told me yet why you're here
Oh, that's right.
I came to deliver a car to Mr. Mak.
Is he your dad?
My dad has a new car? Yes
Is it nice?
Wanna go for a party? Nope
The red ET 1985 downstairs Take a look yourself
Wow, great.
Come over here.
What? Is it that one?
Throw them all Take it as far as you can.
Well done!
Somebody's breaking down your dad's car
I gotta call the police.
999!
Don't call!
Why?
That guy is my dad
For the justice,
I have to call!
I say NNO!
So are you going to the party?
Alright then
Fine, I'll let him go.
Daddy, that's your car
Move on! Bye-bye! Daddy!
Daddy, that's your car!
The key's here.
Help me stop the truck!
Stop!
I can't stay long
I'll wait for you downstairs at eight
A promise is a promise.
You gotta remember,
the guy who just kissed you named John.
Whoa, a miracle! A miracle!
I recognize thatjerk in red sweater and white pants
I'll see you tonight. Bye!
You bloody guy, I'll kill you!
I'll slaughter you Don't go!
Uncle
Hello! Son, come out.
What?
You're a big boy now. Takes' after me
How so?
I take my hat off to you
4 girls at the same time
Dad, you C'mon
I haven't even touched a hair.
Really?
That's ture They are my classmates.
I just took them out for tea.
You took them out for tea and now play piano for them
And you haven't even touched a hand?
Um-huh You're not like me at all
Son, man should never operate a loss.
You spent money You should get somethin back.
I used to spend 20 cents for stall seats and I got a close touch
That's how I got you
John, go to a party after the movie?
Fine, I'll go down after dressed.
Wait a minute, sweety
Who are you seeing a movie with?
John?
Is John a girl?
It's a guy
Then you gotta be careful.
No man is a good man
A $20 ticket and he wants his investment back.
Don't lose out.
What shall I do then?
Be fair, do the same back to him.
Bullshit!
I wasjust kidding.
You first.
You're not kidding, right?
Did you go with Auntie Paula last week
to watch Cantonese opera with junior? Yes
Did you buy the ticket? Yes
Did you do something? Nope
How come you lost out?
Nuts!
Actually I was watching with junior.
I took her like invicible
What's the time now?
It's 20 pass 6.
Oh, no! Hurry up!
Oh, poor birdie.
Bring the birdie back.
Or it'll be dead.
No need It's deaf already
Another one?
Really? It's crazy
What an awful voice. She claims to be singers
If she becomes famous, I'll chop my head off.
I'm worried about leaving junior in her care.
Disguised!
Why do you keep going over to her place?
I have to go bring junior home
Dad, I'll be home late after the concert
It's OK.
Just don't lose out
What about me, dad?
You?
No later than 10. Don't lose out!
Home already? There's chicken soup.
Chicken soup again? Isn't a bit too much?
It's good for you anyway
Good boy You know how to protect yourself
She'll make you deaf
He likes my singing so much.
Can't live a day without it
Right, Baldy junior
Keep praising her if she likes it
You don't have to pay for it.
Or she won't give you a good day.
What are you listening?
Bloody kid! What are you beating him?
He was being mean to me
I told my wife not to have kid in late ages
She never listened She's gone after this kid's born.
I'm lucky to have you this nice neighbour
You help so much of taking care of him.
I was gonna celebrate your birthday with you tonight
But I gotta go to work singing in the club.
Why don't you give up?
You can't never be famous with that kinda voice.
You never know. This kinda voice may become popular
Not until everybody's deaf.
There's beer in the fridge Help yourself
Why don't you all come to hear my sing tonight?
That I can celebrate with you It's on me.
Waste of time only
Birthday cake, birthday song every year
Nothing new
This kinda game is boring.
What kinda game do you like then?
I'm thinking. Don't rush me.
Oh, nice
Hey! Keep your hands to yourself.
What hands? Can't I even touch?
Told you to stop it.
It's going to be mine sooner or later.
All yours? Day dreams!
What dreams? It's reserved to be mine
Am I right?
Hey, you are too much.
Just say what you want.
It wasn't me Junior did it
You don't need to blame him.
Just admit it.
Mr. Baldy Mak, after what you did just now,
your character has been blemished
This was for Junior
But I made it too big.
Now you can have it.
As a reminder of your blemish.
It's X'mas Eve and now I'm going to work.
You work out how to spend your Ionely night.
You wanna hit him again?
Junior, I'll go buy some cartoons.
We'll have a good time tonight
What can I help you?
How much is this? $190
Even cartoons are so expensive. Daylight robbery
Do you have any male saleman?
I see, you want porno tapes.
One for you
Here I am
This is a good one for you.
It's new arrival, full-color, 3D
Go back and enjoy it with the sunglasses
It's $390 with the sunglasses.
Pay up!
One porno "Madam XX vs US Emmanuelle".
It's 3D
Remember to use the sunglasses
Is it good?
You off already?
Why are you wearing this kinda sunglasses?
I'm short-sighted.
Not before
I am now
Night snack.
The musical director is nice He composed me this song
Can you find a lyricist for me?
Don't bother What's the song about?
Love
Then you need someone with true love, like me.
Are you full of love?
What do you mean by that?
Do I look as though I have no love?
What else do I have other than love?
Nothing but 3 meals a day, go to the loo and stay.
That's a digestive machine
Junior, isn't dad full of love?
No!
Lies.
With love songs, you gotta have someone you love in mind.
Then it becomes much easier
Do you have someone in mind?
Yes, a beautiful one.
Who is she?
Not you, of course.
Oh, lucky it isn't me Thank you
Thank you very much
You don't eat before you go? Forget it. I suddenly have no appetite.
Bye, Junior.
What are you guys watching?
Not me. It was just Junior
Oh, full of love
Why don't you not go home?
To where then?
Go to my place.
Your wish.
I wish, I so wish
My dad will shave your hair bald. He's vicious
It's so early now
What do you want?
He's asleep. He can't see
Right, I'm just pretending to be asleep.
Get up on.
Mr. Mak, there's a young guy taking your daughter home.
They seems to wanna kiss a long time
OK, thanks.
Don't do that My dad's inside.
OK, goodbye
Don't look back. Don't make a noise
What?
You can see now.
You kiss me once. I'll kiss you back
Mission accomplished Kiss delivered. Bye!
Oh, why don't we kiss through the balloon?
No, my dad's probably watching us inside
Your dad?
He's not exist
No, you'll take the balloon away.
Then I'd be kissed.
You take it then.
Alright.
Oh, uncle. Don't worry, kiddo
Uncle wants to get to know you I don't need to get to know you
But I do! Come on! No, thanks
Come on in
Do you have any bad intention? Nothing but good.
Honey, there's none of your business. Go back to your room
Good night
Your daughter's room, eh?
You might as well as give up, kiddo
You'd never get a chance to go in in your life.
Let's go over there to get talk
I promised my mom to go home early
Good boy? We'll find out soon.
What'd you liek to drink?
Beer is fine
There's no beer
Then water, please.
I'd like to have a drink with you
I don't take hard liquor
Try a little.
No, mom says one always speaks the truth when drunk.
Notjust listen to your mom
Listen to uncle.
Tell me when you're enough.
Is that enough? Enough
A little will do.
Want some water?
Don't waste it Water ruins it.
Then try it
Just a little bit
Wow, fire-water
What line of business is your family in?
My family's business has nothing to do with me.
A young man should be independent
Right, uncle?
That's ture
Do you smoke?
No, thanks
No drink, no smoke, good boy
Just drink a little if you can't take it
Come on, help yourself.
Just a little. OK.
Wow, you can really drink.
This is nothing
I wanna ask you a few questions
You don't need to bother.
Every girlfriend's father asked me the same questions.
First,
You wanna know how much I make a month
That I'll tell you.
It doesn't matter what I make now
It's what I'll make in the future that matters
Second,
You wanna know if I love her,
and what plans I have, right?
Then I'll say your thinking is backward.
You don't mind, right?
It's an equal world now
You should ask your daughter what's her plan for you
Will she dump me or hurt me?
We men are very vulnerable.
It's such pain to be dumped.
Drink it
Drink up
Honestly, uncle,
before your wife died, did you flirt around?
Never
Really?
Yes
A lot?
A lot, a lot
Is it?
Absolutely.
I'll teach you a physical test
to see whether your functions are OK.
Put your hand out, like this
Ready?
I am.
This is your digestive system
How many meals do you have a day?
It's normal.
This is your excretary system.
How many times do you go to washroom a day?
Good, 5-10 is normal
This one... Why don't you ask this one?
This represents your sexual abilities
Let's find out about your heart first.
How many times does it beat per minute?
Fine, as long as it's beating
Then hurry and ask about this one
Does it function? You bet!
Now I'm giving you a chance
At your best,
How many times do you have sex in a year?
Too many.
Count slowly, I'll wait.
I can't
I told you so.
No, I said my finger can't move
Let's say you're past your time.
The places you go are too out
I'll take you to somewhere else some time. OK.
How can you drink that much?
Of course.
All girls' fathers tried to get me drunk.
Then what happened?
I got them drunk, of course.
Damn it.
And more... Where's the bathroom?
Straight down, turn right
Come back and continue the story
I could have guessed out. He got into the girl's room.
Come out!
Jane!
You wish!
Come out! Come out!
Jane! Jane what?
Jane!
What's new today?
Not much.
"Dear Kathy" is back in action answering letters.
You mean the one who knows teenager girls the most?
Where is he?
Welcome back, Dear Kathy Mr. Mak.
Hey, remember to make itjuicy.
Don't worry. My night life has been very exciting lately.
Here you are
Thanks
What pretty girl do we have today?
This one's got a terrific figure.
17 or 18, top class.
Quite a nice fiure Let me see
Taking pictures like this at her age,
makes you wonder what an awful father she must have.
Nope
Give me! Mr. Mak, what are you doing?
They are waiting for it No way, take it out.
Who's that girl?
Of course she's not my daughter.
Mr. Mak...
Taxi.
What do you think you're doing?
I saw it first What?
Taxi.
Get away, blad
What, I got in first What are you doing?
Are you driving?
To where? To NNorth Point.
Taxi.
There's money.
Someone dropped his money
Wan Chai Arts center.
Wait for me.
Why did you drive my taxi away?
Taxi, that's right on time
To NNorth Point.
You go on your own You won a big prize
It's a taxi Drive it away.
Really? That's nice
Gimme back my taxi Stop there!
Jane?
Take a rest.
Daddy!
Why did you have such filthy pictures taken?
Wow, that's so nice.
How did you have the pictures?
You even sent to the newspaper's "A star a day"!
All guys in HK will see it
Don't you feel any shame?
Wow, yeah! I've been picked for "A star a day"
Really? Look, congratulations!
Congratulations?!
Why don't you take pictures like this?
We already did
Yep!
Sexier than her
Yep!
But they didn't pick us.
Shame?
What do you do?
Students!
It's must be Doomsday.
Another relic from the Middle Ages
It depends on how you look at it
That's right
From a porno angle, the pictures are sexy
But from an artist angle, they're beautiful.
Right.
The way we're dressed now, is it sexy or beautiful
Sexy!
I can tell that none of you is wearing a bra
Now why should you purposefully look for that?
No, I just looked by accident
Take off the towels.
Actually John did a really good job.
John?
Did that John take these pictures?
Yup
Were you two alone?
Absolutely.
Then he has seen everything of you.
Did he do anything bad on you?
Uncle, if we don't do this when we're young,
you think we should wait until your age?
When you're all bald then to take pictures?
Right!
I'll wait for you at the door.
Daddy?
Daddy, are you still mad?
I think you have a problem, dad.
What problem?
Your problem is,
you need a woman
From the way you were staring at my friends,
I know that you really need a woman
Bye-bye
Don't expose your dad's shortness in front of strangers.
Understand?
Get it.
Dad, you have been teaching me for so long. It's my turn now.
It's a democractic world.
You are free to go after any woman
If you find her, go crazy for her.
Brother and me will help you.
I need your help?
You know how good I was at chasing girls?
Forget it. Just find someone to go after.
If you're in love, you won't have time to check on us
Bye! Hang on
What?
Gimme 20 bucks.
How come you're that poor?
Gave it all away
Persoanlly for you.
Taxi.
Don't waste it You work so hard to make that money
Moving?
Excuse me
Watch out.
Sorry.
Hello Danny, this is Claudia Francoise
Who is it?
This is Goldie Wong.
Oh, Jaws.
I've got your lyrics done. Shall I bring it up?
Don't come up. I'm on my way out
Or you can put it through under the door
Dad, what's up?
Ouch! Don't touch me
Does your dad look like that he needs a woman?
You need a woman?!
What you need now is the fattie masseuse next door
to give you some comfy massage.
Smart boy.
Old blady, you wanna come up and scream help again?
No, I can't move. I want you to come up to help.
I'm busy now I'll try to send you someone else.
I can't promise
I'm not asking for a young and pretty one.
As long as she has feet like hooves
Hey, wait a minute.
Talk to you later.
Have you done the lyrics yet?
No worry.
The best poetry girl Jaws has it now
Jaws? Is he OK?
It's about love, you know.
She's so full of love I have to avoid her.
Why are you so concerned? Who is it for?
For Paula next door
You wanna chase her?
You crazy.
She always takes care of Junior with no pay
At least we should give her something
Really?
Hello, who is it?
Can I speak to Danny?
What's wrong?
It's my back I'm OK
Unfortunately he just went out.
When will he come back?
Later. You try again later
Did the fattie ask you to come?
Come on in and close the door
How are you?
Awful, of course. Or I wouldn't need you here
You wanna do it here or in the room?
What are you talking about?
Cut the bullshit Just right here
Why are you taking the pants off?
Why not? Haven't you seen a man taking pants off?
C'mon Get on me
Get on?
C'mon, you're used to it, ain't you?
How can I do that?
You don't like the couch?
There's the bedroom You prefer the bed?
Who do you think I am? I'm coming for Danny
You are not for massage?
I've come to deliver the lyrics
Lyrics? You're Jaws?
I'm fine. I'm OK now
Uncle, you've got a good figure
Turn around.
Why? NNot bad at all
When does Danny come back?
I hope never
My dad is really good. Is it?
He's back.
Oh, your dad...
Calm down, son. NNothing happened
Jaws, you wanna be my step mother?
I'm taking you the lyrics He saw me
Then started to take off the clothes and pants
He even told me to get on him.
Dad, you Close the door. Don't let them see me
You must be desperate. You'd even take Jaws on
Listen, have I ever lied to you?
All the time
Then I have nothin to say.
Uncle, your lyrics are ready
Go over and give this to Auntie Paula. Go
The hell I will.
Go, go chase your love
Go chase your love
At my age? Nuts!
Happy?
Your dad's back
Home already?
You've got the lyrics
Let me see Is it good?
It's fantastic. Full of the rhythm of life,
romance and emotion You'll be famous by singing it
What if I don't?
It's because you haven't got talent. Change your job.
I'm madly, crazily,
hopelessly in love
I'm crying, sighing
dying for you?
You can sing out the spirit of it.
Lemme try
You'll see
Love, love,
I'm in love.
I'll die without you
My life is hopeless.
Hopeless!
So funny, so funny
Is that what you think of love?
Not me. Jaws wrote this
I'll rewrite it for you
Why do you cry?
Auntie
I was going to tell you
I won't be able to take care of Junior anymore
Why not?
Did that kid do something bad to you?
No, because I'm emigrating to the US
Emigrate? Why?
Look.
I've spent 11 years in China town.
I know what an immigrant's life is like
Haven't you ever heard of the saying?
Things rise in value abroad, people drop in worth
Nope
What about you?
No
Soya fish is expensive overseas.
A delicacy.
But people are worth nothing when they go overseas
If it was so good, I wouldn't have come home
Your own home is the best place in the world.
If you have made your mind up, I have only this to say.
You asked for it.
Good.
Actually I'm not emigrating.
I'm getting married
What did you say?
Getting married
For a woman it means a home
That's even worse
That's exporting our womanhood.
You can't even speak English. How can you talk with your husband?
Are you desperate to get married?
You scared you won't find a husband?
That's not ture
My cousin wrote to me said he wanted to marry me
Cousin? I've never heard you mentioned a cousin.
I just found out
I met him once when I was 8
And I've never seen him since.
Once? How can you have love with each other?
Some people even you see everyday, there's no love either.
He's coming back tomorrow.
We'll develop our love then get married.
What do you think?
Congratulations
I'll get you some soup.
Kiss you daddy.
Junior is the one love me the most
Where are the girls?
I told them to leave.
How would they listen to you?
I gave them the tickets to Dean Shek's concert.
Dean Shek's concert?
It'll bore them to death.
Why are you still here?
Your dad hurt my backjust now
Come and help me to massage.
Sure.
I'll get my dad to massage for ya.
That's OK.
Come over and see
3D movie is interesting
Wow!
How would my dad have this tape?
What are you doing?
What do you want?
I've got a weak heart
Don't hurt me.
Danny.
Don't worry. There's nobody home.
No!
Help!
Keep going It's your turn now
Dad, she ruined me.
She stole my first kiss
How can it be Jaws?
It's too shame to see others
Don't bother me.
You tell me what to do
Shut up!
What's wrong with dad?
He never yelled me like this
He's just like me
Fallen madly in love
Fallen madly in love?
Junior, has dad fallen in love?
Yes
Sorry, old man.
Thanks
What are you laughing?
I thought you had a date.
I did
I don't believe that.
I think you're in love.
Crazy! How can I fall in love on a soccer field?
I'm watching playing soccer.
What soccer?
You always say it's stupid watching them run around.
Dad, just admit it.
You were right today.
You really need a woman
What woman do I need?
Aunie Paula
Shit! I've known herfor so long.
If I were interested, I would have got her already.
Why wait till now?
Don't make excuse.
Go ahead and admite you love her
I'm not in love with any body
I say you're in love
I'm not!
Then why do you wear 2 different shoes on?
It's not a sin to love someone.
But I really don't love her
Do you dare swear by it?
Don't push me, OK?
If I don't, would you admit it?
What do you want me to say?
That you love auntie Paula
Me? Love Paula?
Oh, my boy.
I've eaten more salt than you have hamburgers.
If you are that smart, tell me.
How do I show her I love her?
Are you asking my suggestion?
Fine, I'm asking for you suggestion.
That's easy
Tomorrow you bring some flowers and knock on her door.
Knock, knock, knock
Paula, I Love you.
Oh, man... no, oh son
You think I'm still a teenager?
I can't say like that
If she doesn't love me, what a loss of face?
Why would you lose face?
She'll spread it. Blow it all over town.
Remember her song, "Blow, blow"
All the way down to US. How will I live it down?
If she loves you, she won't do that.
How do I know whether she does?
With a woman,
you have to see if she getsjealous
Then you'll know whether she loves you or not.
No way.
I'll get Jaws to pretend to be your lover
then you'll find out.
Now with Jaws.
It'll work.
No way!
It will work, old man!
How will you know if you never try? Let's go
Yeah!
You off already?
No
No I I
You go go to buy rice?
No, taking the garbage out.
You you... go... go take it.
That sucks
Why are you so excited?
I just met Paula.
My tongue was all twisted. I even blushed.
Blush? At your age?
You're ashame?
Hurry up, Jaw's on her way.
Get changes You'll take 20 years off
How can I dress like this?
If you don't, you won't match Jaws.
Quickly!
Quickly get the clothes changed.
I'll call auntie Paula to come in 15 minutes
We'll find out whether she cares
How can I face people in this?
I won't wear it even you have gun on my head.
Dad, this is your second love
Don't be so old Women will chase you in this.
Really? Really!
I think it's not Punk enough.
I you had hair, I'd make you like them
Hurry up, wear the glasses
Hurry, go over
Does it work? Go get antie Paula
It's me.
Come in
Did anyone see you?
Nope, I just wanna show you my dress.
That's better.
What do you think of this dress?
Wait a minute.
Awful!
Do I look like 20 years younger?
The clothes are 20 years too young for you
Please go changed or people will laugh at you
Is it that bad?
Bring him back in 15 minutes
Why so?
It's top secret
Fine, Japanese Sushi man
How is it, dad?
Paula doesn't like it.
That's good
When a woman says she doesn't, it means she does.
Is that so? Yes
Dad, you haven't got a young lover's pulse.
Jaws's here.
Is she Jaws?
What Jaws? It's Claudia Francoise
"Claw the friend's arse"?
You told me to dress up sexy.
Did I do something wrong?
Not at all
Come on in
Claudia Francoise, what do you liek to drink? Yes?
Anything will do, pop Thanks
C'mon, let's rehearse.
Uncle
is that true that to find out if someone likes you,
all you have to do is see if he getsjealous?
Right. That's what we're playing tonight.
To see if Paula next door likes not or not
Then you can help me to test Danny.
OK, I'll help you
Good guy!
What are you two doing?
Dad, I'll fight a duel with you.
We're just rehearsing
Dad, come over. I have something to talk to you
No way.
Why?
You have no manner
You dodn't say
"Please".
Alright. "Please" come over
That sounds better.
Pretty girl, wait a minute
I'm now telling you seriously
She's my girlfriend who I lend to you temporarily
Don't you dare go too far.
I won't take her advantage
If I wanted, I wouldn't do it in front of you.
Auntie Paula's here.
Go get close.
You're way too far
Hey, you guys are taking it seriously?
Don't get too close
It was you ask me to get close to her.
Now you stop me to.
I quit the game.
Go ahead I don't wanna see that
How is it now, uncle?
Bingo
He now takes you as his girlfriend.
Girlfriend? Fabulous!
We have to get closer so he'll be crazy for me
I know. I know that even if you don't hit me.
Management fee
Dad, it's management fee collecting
Comfortable?
Comfy, so comfy
Get down.
Dad, I can't stand it. I can't stand it anymore.
He's jealous.
Get your stuff We're going out.
We quit this game
Why? The game is not yet started.
We're not started yet and you're at it
What wil happen when we do start?
I quit I'm sorry
Dad, go for it
Dad, go ahead
For the happiness of the whole family
You go for her.
Son, thank you for your support
Go ahead
Going out, Danny?
YUp, I don't wanna see it
You take a look youself
Is it his mid-life crisis?
Mid-life crisis?
Jaws really is Jaws
This is my love at first sight
Is she pretty?
Very nice Not bad at all.
Lemme introduce for you.
What's your name again?
Claudia Francoise.
It's so difficult to say.
We decided to get married.
When we do, we'd like to ask
auntie here to be a bridesmaid.
Good idea, sure. When is the wedding?
We're asking our children's approval
There's no problem on my part
What about you?
They are very excited
Me, too
Beat you Hey, what are you doing?
Don't beat him
Your dad just got spring fever
Damn, she doesn't seem jealous at all
What does it mean?
You have no chance
Hey, she's out Chicken soup.
I'm going. Hurry.
Honey, get some chicken soup for Paula
Where's the soup? The cans in the kitchen.
It's OK.
I don't have an appetite today. It's OK
I've got some medicine.
It wouldn't help.
Bye-bye
Damn it.
Auntie Paula, why are you crying?
Nothing.
Auntie Paula
What happened?
Auntie Paula's crying so hard outside
Oh, good!
Is she really crying very hard?
Yup
Halleujah!
Go and ask her now. Right.
How?
Give her the 5 magic words of love
What magic words?
Will you please marry me?
Brilliant!
No, no, love cannot be expressed with words.
We gotta use the eyes.
How can we express...
"Will you please marry me?" with eyes?
Yup Look, it's easy.
Have you got something wrong with your eyes?
My eyes are too small to express such great love
I'd better just say it
Not this side, the other side.
I gotta heva a drink first.
Gimme some wine.
She's here herself
Go on, go ask her.
Dad, hold this
Our happiness of this whole family is now in your hands.
Go ahead
I'm shy
You guys hide up.
Don't look at me I'll be shy
Will you please marry me?
No, that's not convincing enough
Marry me, will you?
No, that's too tough
Please, will you marry me?
That's too sissy
The hell with it
Marry me!
Gotta fight back?
Watch out!
Who are you looking for?
It's me who has to ask you that.
You should stand here
Excuse me, does my cousin live here?
Who are you?
I'm my cousin's cousin
Who is you cousin?
She's very pretty.
Cousin.
It's for you, Paula
Thanks, cousin. Come on in.
Blady man, yours
Woman!
There're over 20 billion women in the world.
One less wonldn't make any difference
Women are like buses.
If you miss one, you can wait for the next.
There are another 20 billian on her way
How old do you think you are, dad?
How many more buses are there?
If you don't get on one, you'll have to walk home
Dad,
someone's going to tow your bus away.
What shall I do?
Go get her back
Go on. I can't I can't
I can't do something that bad.
Your bus will be gone forever
I have to get it back Get it back
This way, Paula.
Hey, pal.
Paula
What are you doing? Help!
What's wrong with you?
No, he hits me.
I saw you beat him
Cousin, leave him alone Walk me to work.
One more for you
Ouch! He knocks my head again
Really hard. It's so bad It hurts.
No, he sets me up
You are so mean.
Stop acting.
He hurts my hand
Oh no, it'sjust a friendly gesture.
Stop fighting. It takes one to know one
We are great friends now.
How are will you stay?
I'm leaving with Paula the day after tomorrow.
You've been away for so long.
Lemem show you around tomorrow.
Don't tell Paula.
Paula, he said he'll take me around tomorrow
that's good
Good.
This is my hotel.
Room number is 2236
I'll pick you up tomorrow
No problem
Again?
Hitting him again?
No, I'm just sending him off.
Let's go
My neighbour is a bit weird these days.
When he goes out with you tomorrow,
record what he says to you.
Sure. Let's go.
Testing, testing
Roast pork buns, Canton buns, US buns,
Rotten buns, Cheeky buns, Baldy buns...
For the family's happiness, I'll bet on this.
OK.
And those Spinach buns, Pineapple buns, Baldy buns...
Coming
Who are you looking for?
Did you order?
Order what?
A chick, of course
I didn't
You didn't
Madam O did for you
Which Madam O?
Madam O is Miss Paula
Don't pretend innocent.
I've found out everything about you.
Do you know who I am?
No Giolo-Keung.
I'm done, Keung
What took you so long?
Where's the tips?
Damn chick,
you took some for yourself?
If you dare to try again,
I'll roast you and sell to Africa
You know how important I am to them
I am their meal ticket.
Madam O is my hottest girl.
Don't you dare touch her
Or else...
She never told me she worked as a hooker
I wouldn't tell people I'm a gigolo either.
You think I'd write a song,
to praise my merits as a gigolo?
Stop poking me
I will if I like
You don't like it?
Damn you, you think it's funny, huh?
Lemme beat the hell out of you
Brother Danny.
Stop, stop hitting. You OK?
What is it?
You old bastard.
If I see you with Paula again,
I'll poke you to death
girls, let's go.
I never thought Paula is as bad as this.
Don't be upset
Hong Kong has lots of beautiful girls.
Specially for an eligible bachelor like you.
If I were half as good as you
I could get a dozen wives, any time.
You are so much better than me
I've arranged for a match-maker
She'll introduce girls to you
Match-maker?
And you can have a bed as a present, too.
I still like Paula
What's so good about her?
She's like good cognac, mature and nice.
Let's go take pictures.
I hate gossiping
Since we are such buddies I'd remind you
She's really terrible.
Changing boyfriend everyday, flirting with guys, lives a loose life.
This is her personal life Mind your own business
OK. Let's not talk about her personal life.
The view there is nice Let's take some pictures
Hey kid, ready?
It's OK. Don't worry
He's here, ready yet?
Waiting for you.
No peeping I didn't see it. Aagin.
What are you doing? Let's go
Daddy!
OK!
Let's talk about Paula.
She's got a mean streak
You think Junior is natureal bald? Wrong!
She pulled his hair out one by one.
That's terrible.
Let's not talk about her. I hate to gossip
Raffle draw for charity.
How to do it?
Put a note in the box and you're in the raffle.
Lots of prizes, see
That's a good deal I'll pay, you draw
Sure.
Slowly, put it back first
You should take a picture It's charity
Go over and stand there
Is it OK?
Nearly
Look at the box and smile.
As if you found a treasure.
Yours.
Thanks
You shouldn't take the prize in charity Give it back.
A dragon You can only find that here.
Go over and take pictures There. Right!
Good, look at this way.
Nice, the other way.
Good, look back
Stretch your neck, just like the dragon Smile!
Ready? Smile! Cheese!
Here, I'll take another one for Paula.
To show that you like flowers.
Over there.
Look at the flower. I'll shoot it over there.
Smell it, kiss it. It smells so nice
Ready, go!
C'mon
Paula will love this to death.
This cannon's fire can reach the other side
Squat down to see which angle is better
Squat down lower.
Over here, buddy
You look so gallant Take a picture.
Show your kung-fu here I'll photogragh you
Use you legs.
Paula's almost home
Who so long? They are just ready.
Lots of them don't work You gotta to choose
OK.
Isn't it you?
No good
You again
Too bad.
You don't even know how to choose.
Lemme help you.
This one is OK.
Junior, come here
Take these and throw them away
Don't let auntie Paula see them
Auntie
What are you holding back?
What is it?
Lemme see
Auntie is teaching you to be a good boy.
Don't learn from your dad
Don't do sneaky low-down tricks.
Or you'll wet your bed at night
Oh, we were just going to get you
Auntie Paula, I'm preparing a NNew Year's party.
It's just for you and dad
You have to sing like you did last year.
Don't talk about the party
Let's talk about the gossip No no
I hate gossip
But for you, I'll break a rule.
Your cousin is not a good guy
Auntie Paula, don't go with him.
Switch off the lights
I took him out for a day only. -
I've got plenty of evidence already
Look, the girl with short skirt,
He purposely threw coins on the ground.
To peep on her.
When he had no more change,
he just went right ahead
Isn't he a pervert?
Auntie Paula, you can go with this jerk.
You know what else,
he claimed he knows kung-fu,
and wanted to show me
Wow!
This is too over
Not really. What breaks up a marriage,
is this kinda of thing
Look.
Auntie Paula, don't go with him for sure.
There are a lot more.
No need, it's OK.
I'm going to work
This is my last night.
You look at these at your own
How come they're in your hand?
Traitor!
There's lots of gossipe here. You can listen to it.
Who are you looking for?
Did you order?
Order what?
A chick, of course
I didn't
Madam O ordered for you.
Which Madam O?
Madam O is Miss Paula
What shall I do?
To the nightclub.
The shine, on the stage
I'm shine like a star.
With you, clap under.
The applause is full of enthusiasm.
Walking on the stage,
I wanna sing out my happy and sad
If I'm tired,
I'd just hide it in heart.
Come on, there're tonnes of songs.
Please sing with me.
The happy and sadness,
I'll forget it for now
I'll drink for my enthusiasm Have some milk.
What do you want?
Lights, bury my worry.
Ioneliness hides deep in heart.
In nights, when people are gone Look at him.
I'm crying all alone Look at his ugly face
Dad, tell him to scram back to Canada.
Dad, don't tell me you don't have the gut
Me?
I have no guts with Paula.
But with this scum... Go over if you have.
Stop beating me. I'm going now.
Go!
Walking on the stage,
I wanna sing out my happy and sad
Your jaw can sit?
That's no doubt
Good. Dad, good, good good!
Bald pal, I have a good news for you
The way you tell, good becomes bad
Don't be so sure.
My cousin is really in love with you
Really?
You've got the chance.
I don't lie.
Cuz I'm the head of the Canadian Scout Association.
A good deed a day.
Why don't you do your good deed by going home?
Let me take care of Paula.
No way.
Cuz you tricked on me.
Do a good deed and don't ruin Paula's happiness
You have only seen once when you're 8.
How you can possible love each other?
Even if you're married, you'll separate for sure
You're wrong
My parents had never met before when they got married
They are as happy as ever now
My sister was in love for 8 years and eloped
But then they separated in 8 days.
I regret I ever met my cousin once.
That means you're determined to compete with me, huh?
That's right C'mon!
Paula!
Oh, game over.
Paula!
All wet.
What now?
Paula's watching
Nope
Take this
Oh son, I can't get over him
Fabulous!
Thanks everybody!
Thank you!
Cousin, wait for me. You wanna go?
Keep him down.
You old jerk!
No!
C'mon
Happy NNew Year!
Happy NNew Year! Cheers!
Fung, all yours
Take that
Baldy, New Year's Eve is a happy night
Who's so mad to hit someone's head?
Who did it?
Not me.
I have nothing to do with it
Me
Honest, eh?
This is for you.
The injured guy is willing to settle.
But the night club wants to their damages claimed.
Compensation!
Auntie
It's them
OK, please sign on here
Dad, i think she's bailing us
Dad, you still get a chance
Someone puts up a bail
They can leave now.
Let's go
Be a good boy, don't hit anyone again.
Attacking a police officer. Lock him up!
What did you say?
Nothing.
Paula!
Auntie Paula!
Beat him!
Devil baby!
Dad, go on! The final sprint
I don't know what to say
There's no time for romancing. Just purpose!
Jane, you go!
I'll go.
Cousin, you get in first
What do you wanna talk? I have to catch the plane.
You're just going with him like this?
Even if you don't miss Junior,
you must remember our 10 years living together
Living together? Nope, it's neighbour.
Ouch, it hurts Serves you right
What did my cousin do wrong?
He's here only for 2 days and see what you did to him
He's just a visitor
You're not human
You're just a BARBARIAN!
Barbarian! Barbarian!
Haven't you got anything to say?
I'm leaving then.
Auntie Paula
What dad did is just to see if you cared for him
And to show that he loves you.
Dad, just tell her
I
Don't listen to him.
If you wanna talk, just talk to me
Auntie
Gimme a kiss
Jane, you have to take care of Juniorfrom now on.
We're running late
Danny, Bye
Wait, lonely to late night.
Night's getting desolate.
Night's getting late.
You are choosing someone,
someone is also choosing you
Fair,
there's no bias
Bitter, filter into my heart.
Why complains?
Whom I ever in love with?
I wanna kiss her off,
to switch the life I have
Why?
I'm actually sad.
I still gotta disguise with a smile.
Are you alone tonight?
Seeing her going away,
her steps I wanna go out to see my dad.
What about me?
I'll let you drink.
That's better.
Daddy.
Leave me alone put it on Every body has it
Let's go in.
Leave me alone You guys have fun
Here is cold.
Junior, do you feel cold?
Go in with sister. Come in with me.
You go in. Why don't you go in?
Uncle doesn't wanna come in?
Lemme try
Uncle, let's go dancing.
May I invite you?
No thanks You guys have fun
Take Junior in.
You go have fun
Auntie
Auntie Paula
Where's the old man?
Go ahead Take this on
I told you I didn't wanna dance.
Daughter, go play with them.
Have fun
You know, there ain't many chances in life.
Once you get a chance to be happy, grab it
Once you get a chance to love, go ahead for it
Don't be shy. Don't be like me.
Now, the last bus has left
Even I love her,
I didn't dare to say "will you marry me"
Now I can say it so easily.
There's no use now. She's gone
Which 5 words?
Will you marry me?
Ah, it's you.
Oh, how embarrassed!
Embarrassed!
No, no!
C'mon, sit down.
Hurry up!
What? What is it?
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